There are many reasons to be on TV, Alice, so be careful what you wish for, but at four years old, if you managed to do any of those things you might just land on TV; except for maybe the whistle.
Petey, I don’t think you are destined for TV, but a milk carton could be in your future if you get lost again amongst the school trailer buildings.
Alice, be glad your resolution was not to make the most perfect grilled cheese sandwich the world has ever known. I did that several years ago, and there will never be another such sandwich so supreme.
Cpeckbourlioux 12 months ago
Remember the wink?
Egrayjames 12 months ago
I’ve seen the Mona Lisa…..That’s a worthy resolution.
dsatvoinde Premium Member 12 months ago
I resolved many years ago to not make any more resolutions. Stuck to it every year since. Win!
TampaFanatic1 12 months ago
Don’t let Petey dampen your dreams Alice. Some of your resolutions could become reality!
tiprod1953 12 months ago
I saw this recently..,“For every resolution you make, also let go of one unrealistic expectation of yourself.”
markkahler52 12 months ago
You wrestle that bear and you’ll be on TV! NFL, but you’ll be a shooting star!
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Such great aspirations….☺️
uniquename 12 months ago
Win at poker?
fritzoid Premium Member 12 months ago
Poor Alice, born too soon. Once Tik Tok is invented, ANYONE will be able to inspire a dance craze…
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
I’m going to write the great American novel…
Cozmik Cowboy 12 months ago
Be on TV: Not worthy of you, Alice.
Ride an elephant? Easily done.
Play banjo? Based on my experience with guitar, the basics shouldn’t be a problem – but playing well may be out of reach.
High dive? Why haven’t you already??
Wrestle a bear? Not advised.
See Mona? Just got to get to France and stand in a long line.
Dance craze? Don’t bother; they tend to be both very short-lived and very lame.
Tie complicated knots? Easy; I can teach you. Or, now, you can join (no longer Boy) Scouts and learn.
But you’re SOL on the best apple pie thing; I’ve got that one nailed down tight.
joannesshadow 12 months ago
I want to ride a Zamboni, I’ve already ridden an elephant. Also a camel.
bigger Nate 12 months ago
Well she almost got last years learn to wink crossed off
KaraBooBunny 12 months ago
Especially after her efforts at winking.
6turtle9 12 months ago
There are many reasons to be on TV, Alice, so be careful what you wish for, but at four years old, if you managed to do any of those things you might just land on TV; except for maybe the whistle.
Petey, I don’t think you are destined for TV, but a milk carton could be in your future if you get lost again amongst the school trailer buildings.
Ed The Red Premium Member 12 months ago
Alice, be glad your resolution was not to make the most perfect grilled cheese sandwich the world has ever known. I did that several years ago, and there will never be another such sandwich so supreme.
Sisyphos 12 months ago
Go easy on your "impossiblist"kid sister, Petey! At least today she’s being flexible!