Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 28, 2023

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    allen@home  12 months ago

    No I believe you forgot to say anything about that.

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    Wilde Bill  12 months ago

    You forgot to show him the off switch.

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    STEPUP  12 months ago

    And those are leather seats!!!!

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    enigmamz  12 months ago

    “I’ll be back on Christmas Day! Which is 363 days away (leap year)!”

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    Sue Ellen  12 months ago

    I really hate heated seats.

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    Purple People Eater  12 months ago

    Heated seats are a bad idea. Just thing about this… It’s cold, and it’s raining, and you get into your car with a heated seat and drive to the store. When you get out of your car, steam is coming up from your backside. What are people going to think?

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    phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago

    “And did I mention that this car has a really powerful defroster?”

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    Frosty had thought that there must have some magic in that old used car he found. (This is not a feature he dreamed of.)

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    Darryl Heine  12 months ago

    Now we need a “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” miracle to bring him back to life from melting!

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    One of the 12 monkeys  12 months ago

    Another lost sale !

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    Bye-bye, Frosty. I for one like heated seats.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 12 months ago

    Uh-oh. Mr. Frosty was so excited he wet the seat.

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    jango  12 months ago

    Well…it cured Frosty’s hemorrhoids.

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    philwinn  12 months ago

    And so the story ends..

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Priceless

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    BJP  12 months ago

    Are heated seats really a thing? I never heard of them, but I haven’t looked for a new car in quite a few years.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 12 months ago

    I love heated seats, but while I had the idea a long time ago, I have been pleased they finally make heated steering wheels. I don’t like to drive in winter gloves. I love heated seats and steering wheels! Now we need to go back to buttons so I don’t have to take my eyes off the road to use the flat screen to change or turn anything off or on.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    Frosty’s gonna put the puddle to the metal!!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago

    Let’s crank up the AC and have a look at the numbers.

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    Chris Sherlock  12 months ago

    “If you had, do you think I would have gotten in?

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  12 months ago

    Frosty will henceforth be known as Steamy!

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