Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 17, 2024

Since they don’t bother me, does that make me a chosen one?

No, it was not an apple she doomed all of humanity with.

So that’s what happened!

skeeters are my mortal enemy in the summer…

And ticks … and bot flies … and no-see-ums … and ….

I KNEW IT !!!!

you invented religion to punish mankind.

The only use for skeeters is to feed bats and some birds.

Given how many millions of people died from mosquito-borne diseases, it seems God doesn’t think much before committing mass murder again.

Ah yes, how benevolent, how caring of a being you are.

And here, I thought it was original sin. Silly me.

But when I sent the Flood I was really pi$$ed off!

Created, not invented.

Satan looks just like God.

I think mosquitoes ARE a punishment for all of humanity!

Dang. So we can’t blame Eve for all our troubles. What a BuzzZZZZZZZZZzzz Kill.

And now we’re Eve’n.

" … and malaria and West Nile Virus and Dengue Fever and Zika and Yellow Fever and Chikungunya …"

yes Eve brought our physical beings into existence, and thus death, to Mankind, but it was Adam, lying directly to God and blaming Eve for his sin, that got us kicked out of Paradise

It wasn’t an apple.

Adam doomed humanity by not taking responsibility for eating the apple and blamed Eve who also didn’t take responsibility for getting the apple (and giving it to Adam) and blamed a snake who really didn’t give anything to Eve except maybe the idea. So not taking responsibility for actions is the thing that doomed humanity.