Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 19, 2024

Don’t choke on the cardigan.

It’s no longer a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

Won’t you be, won’t you be, my dinner.

Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected!

Roger that.

Just another reason to be a bad boy.

Won’t you be my neighbor?

life’s short – eat the legendary children’s show host.

Where’s Mr. Robinson at?

yeah, you could choke on all those zippers, chains and blades

You leave Mr. Rogers alone!

Ironically, it’s the “wholesome” one that’s sugary sweet and likely to give them diabetes. Eat the smoked punk, stewed in a blend of cheap beers.

Roger that!

He could eat the aliens.

Watch Fred Rogers address the Emmys sometime on YT

We gotta get out of this place, if it’s the last thing we ever do. We gotta get out of this place, Cause girl, there’s a better life for me and you.

Oh, I thought he was talking to Rogers.

Righteous indigestion comin’ up!

I agree with Ralph. Never cared for the character.

What a coincidence, the guy on the left is the angel on my left shoulder, and Mr. Rogers is on my right.

If that’s wholesome, I’d like to see what’s halfsome.