Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 30, 2023

Today’s strip was just one panel away from hilarity.

Keep on clicking Hildy

The sad thing ‘bout TV is that it’s no dog and the “clicker training” is no use…

She’s 1,500 years old and she still hasn’t reached ‘the good part’…..

Subscribe to Vudu and rent (or buy) your favorite movies.

If you want to catch that right click, you need to use the right click bait.

If there’s nothing good on television you might try something called getting a life.

That’s why I use the “guide” button on my remote…so that I can confirm that there’s nothing on without having to click through each channel…

Try clicking the “Off button”.

Any day your breathing is a good day.

Sitting on your couch with a friend to complain to sounds like the good part to me.

That’s life.

My good part was many years ago.

As you click further, the stuff you already past starts to seem better. Thus they were the good shows (or the good old days).

A thousand choices, and none of them good.

I understand Broomie, I understand…

Back in the 50’s there were 3 channels and we could find many things to watch until midnight when the channels signed off for the night. Now there are thousands of options available 24/7 and we have a hard time finding anything worth watching.

It is what gets you up in the morning though, (besides your bladder) this.. could be the day.

Oompa loompa doompety doo

I’ve got another puzzle for you

Oompa loompa doompeda dee

If you are wise you’ll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV

A pain in the neck and an IQ of three

Why don’t you try simply reading a book

Or could you just not bear to look

You’ll get no

You’ll get no commercials

Oompa loompa doompety da

If you’re not greedy you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the – Oompa -Oompa Loompa Doompety do

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=Z8zDfKTuFzI

I guess they don’t get the Hallmark channel.

The only thing to look for on broadcast TV is variety in the commercials.

My dad would suggest “Celery Green” to watch in the old days. Then he’d turn the TV off.

By the time you get to the end, there’s a new program on the lower channels!

If you don’t have cable (etc.), there are far fewer clicks to run through, Broom-Hilda and Gaylord….