The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for January 23, 2024

If there was a “swear jar” in my brother’s house, I’d have to file for bankruptcy!! LOL

If there was a swear jar in the break room at work and we gave all the money to charity, a bunch of people would be putting a huge chunk of their paycheck into that swear jar (even if we only charged a quarter for each cuss word) and the charity would make a good chunk of money.

If I had a swear jar…I’d fill it in the morning…fill it in the evening…all over my house!

i’m 71 and still don’t swear…more fun saying things like ’you’re full of feces’

What we have here is a failure to #@%&# communicate.

The best swear jar story is supposedly when Robert Mitchum was on the Loretta Young TV show & she had a swear jar & you were to put in a quarter every time you swore, he said to her, “Here’s 20 bucks Loretta, now eff off”!

I recently read a series where each time the main character swears she has to do push-ups. She is a monster hunter, so the exercise is good. Well her 3-year old was in daycare, and the nun in charge there (who doesn’t know monsters are real) had been kvetching that the little boy was telling lies and had an overactive imagination. The mom (The series is actually called “Monster-Hunting Mom”) had had just about enough and asked one of the other ladies to watch him that day. The child then takes a doll and has it stab a stuffed animal, during which he yells, “I’m gonna kill you, Mother F^%^&r!”. He then proceeds to drop down and starts doing pushups!! It was hilarious.

Loretta will, of course, use the money in the swear jar to buy new clothes.

I like saying you are full of poop

Well, that’s just all smurfed up.

Haha! (＾▽＾) I swear all the time! Never have I once had to put money in a “swear” jar & if anyone ever suggested it they’d get told where they can put it w/ a few choice expletives!