The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for January 30, 2024

Leroy can’t afford another insurance rate hike or look for another company.

Driver: Do you know that nut?

Leroy: Never saw her before in my life!

Intentionally.

And the credit cards, too.

Uber

He’s so cheap he actually bought a car with only one set of keys? How much of a discount did he get?

He knows. He doesn’t want you going out shopping and coming back with just the steering wheel in your hands.

How else is the bus driver gonna get the bus working?

Why doesn’t she have a set of them?

It’s one way to keep Loretta from having another accident.

My ex used to sometimes accidentally take both sets of keys, leaving me unable to get to work, or on the weekend, any place at all. He really didn’t do it on purpose. I think.

she sprints pretty well in house slippers…

It won’t matter much about the keys, from the looks of her car in Wednesdays strip, it isn’t going to leave the driveway.

Haha! (＾▽＾)