Why do men have no problem if women sit on their laps but women do with men? If Santa loves naughty women, do women love naughty men? Does Mrs. Claus approve of Santa cavorting with naughty women? Does equal opportunity not apply here? This is a good comic for today. It made for good laughs.
oldpine52 7 months ago
No, but she can sit on my lap any time.
charliefarmrhere 7 months ago
“Sir”???
tony_n_jen2003 7 months ago
He’s going to get the hook or the cane
bluephrog 7 months ago
If she quits, I’ll wager she takes the job at the boat show, Egg Harbor yachts would welcome a furniture toucher of her caliber.
Lee26 Premium Member 7 months ago
Well, she COULD make LOTS of extra money by letting them sit on her lap. But Carolina is not that kind of girl!
Lee26 Premium Member 7 months ago
He’s gonna get caned!
V45mikky 7 months ago
I would rather have Caroline sit on my lap, lap dance.
poppacapsmokeblower 7 months ago
I’d rather have Santa’s elf sit on my lap, not me sit on hers.
OldDesertLizard Premium Member 7 months ago
#nobodyproofreads
oakie817 7 months ago
why would you want to sit on her lap? awkward…now her sitting on my lap…
The Wiz Premium Member 7 months ago
I see Homer decided to get in line also.
Meg Has Not 7 months ago
What are her concerns? Santa should stop refusing to let dads sit on her lap?
bobbyferrel 7 months ago
OK, then. Can the elf sit on my lap?
davanden 7 months ago
But will she dance on his?
ChessPirate 7 months ago
“You sir on my lap and I’ll sir Dana on you!” ☺
FassEddie 7 months ago
They got it all wrong! It’s fifty bucks for her to sit on his lap!
Ain’t it?
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 7 months ago
If he can’t sit in her lap how about a lap dance instead ?
mousefumanchu Premium Member 7 months ago
Sorta reminds me of Dave Garroway doing the opening for Babes in Toy land opening.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator 7 months ago
I was almost hesitant to re-use this oldie- and sure enough, it brings out the not-all-ages remarks.
I'm Sad 7 months ago
Why do men have no problem if women sit on their laps but women do with men? If Santa loves naughty women, do women love naughty men? Does Mrs. Claus approve of Santa cavorting with naughty women? Does equal opportunity not apply here? This is a good comic for today. It made for good laughs.
PaulGoes 7 months ago
How do you sir on an elf’s lap?
Aladar30 Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s nice to see the store taking care of her concerns.