Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 06, 2024

If only they would.

We’re starting to notice, tell us what you did last year

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I wouldn’t mind so much if we could also make them “sit in the corner” from time to time.

We’d all be more productive with an afternoon nap.

My son once worked in a call center that had a nap room.

So many Government bureaucrats working from home that they are actually saving our tax money and the environment! /s

More like “Coma Time!” (But when awake, they’re too busy chasing each other with aspersions to actually govern…)

Time to pass another pay raise, ho hum, wake me when its time .

“Do not disturb”…because we’re already are!

Tellthem to get to work, oops that is a four letter word.

Our beloved president likes to take a nap between vacations. Keeps him sharp.

Taxpayers money…..who cares!!!!!

Naps aren’t necessarily a bad thing.

All you have to do is YOUR thing. We’ll do ours.

I wonder how many naps the geezers in Congress take every day.

Who’s he talking to? The plant?

Perfect describes our current situation

I will vote for the old guy who needs another nap and not for the old guy who needs another defense attorney.

Everyone needs a break once in a while.

Hey naps are good for decision making!

Years ago, my friend and I were in an office building in the state capital right after 8 AM looking for a specific office (state government related). The doors were open and we go into one office. Nobody was there. We proceed deeper into the office and find a guy sitting behind a big mahogany desk in a mahogany-paneled office. He’s kicked back with his feet up reading the newspaper. He yells at us “What do you guys want?” clearly angry we’ve disrupted his “special” time. Public “servants” indeed! snort

Presidential Campaign mode?

TicketMaster call center i ended up as cost analysist had a couple sofas and comfy seats in a room with no lights gave you 20mins. nap time every two hours.