Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 04, 2024

Maybe you can get AAA to bring you a case of beer when you’re broke down on the highway.

Wondering if the two events were related. Did he have to call Roadside Assistance because he went off the wagon?

Which of the two organizations gets listed first in that acronym ? Or do they just go by alphabetical order ?

Hi Gene!

If AA fails, you’d eventually need AAA.

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

No more Mercury Martinis.

..because I had to wait a month for the tow truck to come. I never imagined how effective AAA would be.

Were the two infractions related?

If I were still in school, I would have liked to attend a meeting like that if those were the grades on my report cards.

Triple whammy meeting!

Maybe there’s a ZZZZZTop group for people that can’t stop playing rock and roll while trying to sleep

I love it! AAAA++++

Could also be for people who can’t stop rating bonds.

AAA is well worth the $$$.

Add another ‘A’ and he can say, “Or order from Amazon”.

for folks over a certain age they have AAAAAAARP meetings…

After years of paying for AAA and never using them I called when I woke to a flat on my camper. 3 hrs later I quit waiting and changed the tire myself. I was nice enough to call them and cancel. 2 hrs later I get an irate call because their repair guy finally shoed and couldn’t find me.

AAAAA is for people who were driven to drink.