Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 11, 2024

I donut know.

Donut be alarmed. Bagels can’t be choosers.

“If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you hundreds and thousands of times…”

At least its not (shudder) coconut.

The culprit is obvious.

Your evidence is all circumstantial!

Blame it on the everything bagel. They leave a mess everywhere!

At least nobody left a dump of chocolate filling on the floor.

Love the donut hOle.

The Yeast Donut always leaves the seat up.

Good one, Mark!

How do you gender the doughnut with the hole and the mustache, doughnut-less, pastry?

Whatever you do, donut go in there!

“Not me, I still have my sprinkles. It must be the one with just the icing.”

The sprinkly doughnut.

A basketball hoop and a toilet bowl are approximately the same diameter.

So how can a guy hit one 10 feet above the ground with a large round object from 20 feet away while being guarded and miss the other with a stream that is millimeters in diameter from point blank range?

I’m a donut, whatya expect. Of course I can’t find the HOLE!!!

He hasn’t found the mess the jelly-filled left yet.

Are they all drinking coffee or milk?

Guess who? LOL

Must be the custard donut. On his last stand up visit to the bathroom.

They all has diabetes eh. Too much sugar in sprays.

Someone ought to cream that guy.

It’s all Jimmies fault.

sprinkles are evil

“Who’s wearing nonpareils? There must be hundreds and thousands of them.”

This was too easy!!