Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 04, 2024

He loves kids – He can just eat them up.

He loves kids … with a nice sauce and little wine.

I love children. With ketchup and mayonnaise too. I love children, I do, I do, I do.Swampthing—Madison, WI

I’ve eaten raw in their jackets and boots, I’ve eaten them curried in rice, I’ve eaten them raw in their holiday suits, and found them exceedingly nice.

He reminds me of one of the Wild Things from the book.

Don’t fall for it, Lio…unless you want to be a snack!

Loves them with fava beans and a nice chianti

And he can start a thrift shop.

Nothing funnier than a comic featuring dead children!

I think the FSM is kin to Wiley’s Bears.

Yum.

Lio, m’man, you need to visit Pearls and borrow the Guard Duck. Lock and load!

Especially with hot sauce!

I think I see Stan & Kyle’s gloves and Cartman’s hat.

The owners of thoze articles of clothing are probably enjoying the snow person’s hot tub at the moment.

…wait, that might be more creepy.

And about-face and hupt two three…

They’re delicious!