Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 11, 2024

It’s in a cats DNA to break or push something off the counter

A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.

An optometrist asks if you see the glass more full like this? Or like this?

Illustrative debate, wouldn’t you say?

Dry humor . . .

Now they can both sing “How Dry I Am”!

Yeah Bucky…..you’re both realist now….And Thirsty too!

There are optimists and there are realists.

Passive/Aggressive realists…

pessimists are former optimists with life experience.

Optimists simply do not have all the facts.

Bucky accomplished a very EQUITABLE distribution of the water. Mission accomplished, but not the usual way – he increased neither his personal wealth nor his personal power.

I’m kinda with Bucky on this one…up until he threw the glass. In an unusual twist, Satchel was being a bit insufferable.

And yet there are still those who put the blame on Bucky. Living with Satchel’s kind of annoying would drive anyone up the wall.

Is Bucky half jerk or…

Problem solved

I never knew Bucky was an engineer. He tested that glass to destruction.