Herman by Jim Unger for January 08, 2024

The answer to “How big is her mother?”

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She couldn’t find enough moles.

Well, that’s just nuts!

According to the mob in our yard, she missed a few.

Very, very large woman. . .

They yell “hey Kool-Aid” and her mother bursts through the wall

My father told me, long, long ago, to get a good look at the mother before proposing marriage. That will be what your lady friend will look like in 20 years.

I’m not a fan of tree rats, though they are tasty.

No dinner for you big boy!

She must not live anywhere near me.

She’s going to make a rabbit coat next, but will have to wait until spring when they come out of the burrows

Takes a lot of squirrels to make a supersize coat.

At least it wasn’t dalmatians.

Lot of good ones here, but a squirrel coat?

He even looks like Rodney Dangerfield.

Squirrels all over my place. I was noticing yesterday the many nests they make up in the trees. I suspect the lady could make a dozen coats easily without even bothering all the rabbits or my possums or raccoons.

And the coat can’t decide which way to go.

GO HUSKIES!!!