JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 11, 2024

Jeff Bodine is wearing an uniform?

When the cops arrest you, they take your cellphone?

Not as innocent as he let on.

“I just threw a few nice things into a dumpster. Of course there are a couple bullet holes and a lot of bloodstains on them.”

Ask where the dumpster is and tell the cops. If he’s arrested, you won’t be!

Such a strong family resemblance.

I wonder if this conversation is being tracked…

Informal poll: If you had a relative with an active warrant, would you turn him in?

Option 1 – No, never. Family first!

Option 2 – Yes, always. Law and order every time, that’s me.

Option 3 – Depends on the crime for which my relative is accused.

Option 4 – Depends on how much I like my relative!

Mortimer is in a van across the street listening in with a dish mic.

What would Patty Duke do?

DON’T DO IT!! Don’t forget:

Clothes make the man.

Looks like he’s an accessory

Why did the criminal cousin toss some nice clothes into a dumpster?

#4

TRAITOR IN THE RANKS!! No wonder the Phils didn’t win the World Series this year!!

2 and 3

Why is Jeff wearing a police jacket?

3 and or 4