Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 08, 2024

“Count Von Dark, your neighbor loan shark. Rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?”

No, I think there’s only one Count Von Dark.

its not the mom …

Rip him a new one RIP!!!

Not who I (or many of us) was expecting.

Maybe the guy bought the duds at an auction?

Funny Guy !!

So having his terrorist empire destroyed gave him amnesia?

ka-twin

Accountant Von Dark?

Count Van Dark the loan shark. Ha!☺️

KA-LOAN SHARK!

Well, how many Count Van Darks are there? (Gotta admit, I wasn’t expecting this.)

I¡m thinking Dan likes drawing this character.

Wait a minute, this is just Samurai Jack. Or vice-versa. Somebody ripped off someone else, good thing for the rest of us.

This calls for a square-jawed hero in a rooster costume: The Bantam!

So you is his eevil twin Count Von Dork eh.

This loan shark organization is paid for by Bob’s Garage, and by Victims Like You.

This Count Dark is the other Count Dark’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

Does Count Von Dark have amnesia? Does he have an equally evil twin? Stay Tuned Kids!

I wonder how much Elon paid Count Van Dark to be able to rename twitter as “X” ? Of course most of the stuff on “X” is rotten , so it fits.