Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 08, 2024

They’re not wearing "Beacon"stocks for better rudder controls.

I gotta get one of those reflective backpacks.

“I see the problem, Gort. You’ve got it stuck in ‘tractor beam’ mode! Where did you get this from – Acme”?

Another Tesla recall?

The first married couple alien invasion.

Hmm? Why is he wearing sunglasses at night?

Fly it up-side-down!

Easy solution, because you don’t want to come home empty-handed to commander-in-chief-for-abduction…

Or just pick up some birds or high flying bats.

I think it’s plugged in backwards

Musta got it fixed at Canadian Tire.

Shoulda read the manual before you got here.. happens every time the mother ship sends out an all male crew for species gathering.

They need to switch the polarity on that light to hilarity.

not to worry…there’s plenty more where that came from…

You should have done a beam test before you left.

“Hurry up, I’m having probe withdrawals!!”

Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!

Some make an effort and some whine. Whining results in no product. See our Republitard-controlled house.