Heard a male comedian (don’t remember his name) say he doesn’t like cardio exercise classes because it’s too much like sex. You get hot & sweaty, your muscles hurt and you’ve got a woman yelling at you that you’re not doing it right!
Sort of like myself with my Fitbit,. I’ve calculated that by Sept. 2027 I’ll reach my 100 million step mark at my present pace. All I got to do is live that long. Presently a bit over 70 million.
My thinking that that was a metric conversion from a whole number of kilograms was wrong. It’s a little over 19 kilograms. And it’s a little over 3 stone, for those who still use stones.
You can’t be addicted to the scales. I weigh myself once a month or so. I know when I am gaining, and usually why. But then, I’m a guy. I know my wife looks at things differently.
I’ll quote Larry the Cable Guy who said he had gained 10 pounds over the holidays. Which is apparently a lot for Arbor Day.
Janis needs to remember that a lot of holiday food is high in sodium, which leads to water retention. She needs to drink more water for a week or so to flush it all out of her system, then weigh herself after a brisk walk.
The math checks out. Janis gained 1.5 pounds in 13 days. That’s 0.1153846153846154 pounds per day, Times 366(leap year) = 42.23076923076923 pounds total. Good job JJ.
SpacedInvader Premium Member 8 months ago
I guess you can’t argue with that kind of logic. Sounds more like something Arlo would come up with.
Tyge 8 months ago
She always was good at math! 8^ )
Rhetorical_Question 8 months ago
Fatality thinking?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 8 months ago
The fear produced by linear extrapolation.
cracker65 8 months ago
Arlo, you know better.
John Smith 8 months ago
A strict daily routine of intense cardio exercise would help her maintain her weight and put a huge smile on Arlo’s face.
John Smith 8 months ago
Heard a male comedian (don’t remember his name) say he doesn’t like cardio exercise classes because it’s too much like sex. You get hot & sweaty, your muscles hurt and you’ve got a woman yelling at you that you’re not doing it right!
exness Premium Member 8 months ago
Injured my right arm NY eve day and can’t do much of anything, feel like I have gained 10 pounds. Left hand typing is getting easier!
colddonkey 8 months ago
Sort of like myself with my Fitbit,. I’ve calculated that by Sept. 2027 I’ll reach my 100 million step mark at my present pace. All I got to do is live that long. Presently a bit over 70 million.
Man of the Woods 8 months ago
Women!! Dammed if you do, Dammed if you don’t. Go figure :)
flagmichael 8 months ago
At the rate I’m inhaling, I will burst like a huge balloon in less than a minute. Nice knowing y’all!
ScullyUFO 8 months ago
My thinking that that was a metric conversion from a whole number of kilograms was wrong. It’s a little over 19 kilograms. And it’s a little over 3 stone, for those who still use stones.
ChessPirate 8 months ago
Yeah, Arlo… Geeze! ☺
DawnQuinn1 8 months ago
Seems they don’t get snow either.
carlosrivers 8 months ago
With all the walking Janis does, maybe that pound and a half is muscle
jarvisloop 8 months ago
And some wives wonder why their husbands don’t talk very much.
khjalmarj 8 months ago
I get 45.6 for the year, but we’re close.
jonesbeltone 8 months ago
Arlo, let me share some advice from a good friend: keep your mouth shut about anything that has to do with how your wife looks.
FassEddie 8 months ago
Is that the power of positive thinking?
locake 8 months ago
Janis is quick with the math.
CitizenKing 8 months ago
You can’t be addicted to the scales. I weigh myself once a month or so. I know when I am gaining, and usually why. But then, I’m a guy. I know my wife looks at things differently.
I’ll quote Larry the Cable Guy who said he had gained 10 pounds over the holidays. Which is apparently a lot for Arbor Day.
Bill The Nuke 8 months ago
Arlo needs to start distracting her before she gets too far down that rabbit hole.
Thanksfortheinfo2000 8 months ago
Janis needs to remember that a lot of holiday food is high in sodium, which leads to water retention. She needs to drink more water for a week or so to flush it all out of her system, then weigh herself after a brisk walk.
markkahler52 8 months ago
Egg nog helped me put on 20 pounds since October!
hk Premium Member 8 months ago
Never DIET: first three letters are DIE, last letter is a cross T.
asrialfeeple 8 months ago
“A moment on the lips, but a lifetime on the hips.”
eced52 8 months ago
As usual Janis wasn’t paying attention
j.l.farmer 8 months ago
Good thing Janis hasn’t turned around to see the look on Arlo’s face!
assrdood 8 months ago