Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 13, 2024

That or Marigold just assumed as mentioned yesterday.

Why did the pixie cross the road?

So they could picket the unicorn.

I protest that podium because it’s a lectern. I expected Marigold to be standing on a soapbox podium.

That’s all? How delicate, talking about making a mountain out of a molehill!​

Differing customs are the bane of comedians.

Are pixie placards held up by pixie stix?

Watch out for the “Pixie Dust”!

The picket signs are funny!

Road crossing Pixies are so judgemental.

Pfft! That’s a stupid joke. Pixies don’t walk. They fly!

I feel like the signs are gradually getting bigger.

And yet, Marigold refuses to hear the original chicken version.

Q. Why did Marigold cross the road?

A. So motorists could behold her magnificent beauty.

How many roads must a pixie fly down?

Gotta admit, the pixies aren’t being very clever with their picketing sign slogans.

To ask the chicken why she crossed the road.

They crossed the road to get away from the unicorn.

If they go back, are they double-crossing the road?

The real question is, what did the road do to get back at the pixie for crossing it?

We need more closeups of Marigold.

Do pixies always communicate in sign language?

Q: Why did the pixie cross the road?

A: It was stapled to the punk dragon. Rar!

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pixies have ritght!

Presently the pixies’ pickets are perfectly petulant.