I once had a good paying job as a pencil pusher for a large American company. Then one day, the powers that be decided that the pencil pushing could be done for a lot less money in India. Goodbye job. I won’t mention the company’s name but their initials are United Rentals. Oops.
Gent 10 months ago
Hey kids! Learns how to draw corporate Doug. And gets promoted so that you can slogs away even more hours than you is do now!
danketaz Premium Member 10 months ago
Oh no! You’ve lost the Gazpacho Shack account!
wrd2255 10 months ago
A wee bit too close to reality. Oh, and the auditors are coming tomorrow. Gotta go, good luck!
WaitingMan 10 months ago
I once had a good paying job as a pencil pusher for a large American company. Then one day, the powers that be decided that the pencil pushing could be done for a lot less money in India. Goodbye job. I won’t mention the company’s name but their initials are United Rentals. Oops.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 10 months ago
Boss would would have a project sitting on his desk for 3 months. Then when you got it, you had a whole week to get it done!
dfischer348 Premium Member 10 months ago
And if you can read the answers without turning your head upside down you have a future in Sales !
willie_mctell 10 months ago
When I was about 7 I asked my dad about the bump on his middle finger. He said it was his pencil pushing callus.
norphos 10 months ago
Good thing I can read upside down, kind of hard to turn a monitor over.