Clyde lay on his deathbed and told his friend Angus “Do you remember that old fine bottle of Scotch Whiskey we bought long ago. I saved it and I want you to pour it on my grave when I’m gone.” Angus thought for a minute and said, “As a personal token of our long friendship, would you mind if I ran it thru my kidneys first?”
Duke was a charming son-of-a-gun in his own way. I worked fairs for several years and learned about “charming”. The most charming people in the world are the ones who have to develop an entirely new set of friends every six months. Think for a moment about what kind of person has to relocate frequently.
BE THIS GUY 5 months ago
That’s considered not letting a homicide go to waste.
sergioandrade Premium Member 5 months ago
That’s awful! The poor dog might get sick.
Blood-Poisoning Vermin 5 months ago
“If I find him first I’ll scoop his eyeballs out with a grapefruit spoon.”
snsurone76 5 months ago
I thought Sikhs were supposed to be non-violent.
cracker65 5 months ago
So it’s a general consensus that everyone hates him. He’d make a great politician.
cmerb 5 months ago
What is that old saying ? I’ll cut his heart out with a " spoon " ?
For a Just and Peaceful World 5 months ago
Fast forward to current times and this ’toon invokes thoughts of Trump.
markkahler52 5 months ago
See? Told ya about Dead-man Duke!
Adolf Trump 5 months ago
Poor Duke, so unfair. Lotta people say that, they really do.
ladykat 5 months ago
Nobody likes Duke except for Honey and his son.
ChessPirate 5 months ago
OK, I’m convinced. Those guys really do know Duke… ☺
RonaldByrd 5 months ago
Does anyone happen to know/remember where Duke in fact was at this juncture? Thanks.
The Wolf In Your Midst 5 months ago
So, not exactly Mr. Popular, then. Noted.
sobrown51 5 months ago
Clyde lay on his deathbed and told his friend Angus “Do you remember that old fine bottle of Scotch Whiskey we bought long ago. I saved it and I want you to pour it on my grave when I’m gone.” Angus thought for a minute and said, “As a personal token of our long friendship, would you mind if I ran it thru my kidneys first?”
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 5 months ago
Does he have a grudge against the poor dog?
It’s gotta taste awful.
mistercatworks 5 months ago
Duke was a charming son-of-a-gun in his own way. I worked fairs for several years and learned about “charming”. The most charming people in the world are the ones who have to develop an entirely new set of friends every six months. Think for a moment about what kind of person has to relocate frequently.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 5 months ago
“I’ll inialate him”—MOE HOWARD
Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago
Considering what Duke has drunk in his life, he either has no guts or it’s all guts.
eddi-TBH 5 months ago
Portrait of a man who owes money and blood.