Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 19, 2024

Last time Rat flys Gypsy Air.

And then the door flew off of his life.

At least it wasn’t the captain of a ship.

Going Boeing eh.

And there were no barf bags.

Rat must have been flying Spirit Airlines.

“A little turbulence may cause the stewardess to land in your lap.”

— Marcus Aurelius, maybe

/showing my age with the word “stewardess”

But who was flying the plane?

“Man that is born of woman is of few days and full of trouble”- Job 14:1

And flatulence!

Fasten your seat belt! It’s gonna be a bumpy life!!

LOL!!

Rat lives in turbulence, he personifies turbulence, smoking might prolong his life.

1. People, especially kids, who kick the back of your seat.

2. People who dress like they just rolled out of bed, and who take their shoes off and put their bare feet up on everything.

3. Those who either don’t use headphones or crank the volume up so loud you hear it anyway.

4. People who don’t contain themselves within their own seats. If you can’t fit into one, buy two. I’m not sharing my limited space with you.

You think that’s bad, you should see insurance companies.

Does he have a side gig as a psychic?

A pilot playing the odds.

Must be United Airlines – worse than Spirit!

Everyone’s life has turbulence. How you deal with it will determine a lot.

Wouldn’t that always be a safe prediction when Rat is concerned?

That could be fun, as long as you don’t overdo it.

I’m gonna call radishes here. WHO said that?

I thought he said TurboTax – they keep sending me emails

sounds like a flight in the Twilight Zone

I don’t remember asking for your opinion, Captain!

Great that the pilot has a career to fall back on

“Captain Eddie Payton” ready for takeoff. HA! HA!

Did Rats plane lose a door plug In mid flight ?

Well, what goes around comes around you rat-fink.

Having a good psychic as your pilot should provide added confidence for a safe flight. Of course if he isn’t your pilot you have no way of knowing if he was scheduled to make the flight and changed his mind at the last minute.

There is turbulence in everyone’s life, listen to Even Flow by Pearl Jam.

The downside of being a frequent flyer.

Prophetic pilots are perturbing or pretentious….

My first plane trip was actually less turbulent than a vehicle on our roads! Which doesn’t say much about the state of our roads.