Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 19, 2024

“Rotten-X will still be there tomorrow. And if we miss the pickup, so will the garbage.”

Breezy is more of a multitasker than Rip.

Come on, Rip; neither Duke nor Flint would take out the garbage. That’s why Shipwreck is on the Joe team.

Heavily armed Barbie dolls.

James Coburn could take out the trash and still be cool. He walked like every joint was disjointed. Coolest loosest walk ever.

Do what she asks Rip, or your Kung Fu Grip will provide your only solace.

Think of it as Waste Management.

Eh why she no take out garbage yourself? It not 10 kilometres away is it. Or you is too scared to steps outside.

ka-funny

Rip: knock off that ‘garbage moment’ zen bunk, Jimbo!

Jimbo Gumbo: Sorry, Rip.

Haha, she’s probably gay, too.

Even the GI Joe’s had to dispose of their trash.

KA-HENPECKED!

How humiliating. Still, there are worse things than having to take out the garbage.

Drawings look different today…