Just once, I’d like for one of the police dashcam videos, to show a cop telling some, "We’ve been trying to contact you regarding your car’s extended warranty.
There was a mime out on the street handing out flyers for a Bastille Day party. I looked him in the eye and said, “I don’t know, I don’t speak French.” He almost laughed.
dadthedawg Premium Member 10 months ago
That’s only if the mime’s name is Miranda…..
ArcticFox Premium Member 10 months ago
I always wanted to give a speeding ticket to The Little Old Lady From Pasadena.
MeanBob Premium Member 10 months ago
Just once, I’d like for one of the police dashcam videos, to show a cop telling some, "We’ve been trying to contact you regarding your car’s extended warranty.
The dude from FL Premium Member 10 months ago
It’ll haunt you to grave!
Heres Waldo 10 months ago
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
I was kidnaped by mimes once.
They did unspeakable things too me!
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school
Never to be heard from again.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
I was just diagnosed with Mime disease…
I’m speechless.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.
I never heard them coming.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
“Son you’re just not cut out to be a mime.”
“Is it something I said?”
“Yes.”
Doug K 10 months ago
Or … in the interrogation room, “We have ways of making you talk.”
Ichabod Ferguson 10 months ago
Get back to your own strip, Plugger!
eric_harris_76 10 months ago
During a traffic stop, a cop arrested a lawyer for complying with his commands silently.
I wonder if she rolled her eyes when he Marandized her?
I do not wonder how things went for the cop in court. Badly. They went very badly.
Just_Karl 10 months ago
Michael Harris: You know what they say, “All the world loves a mime.”
Dick Loudon: No, it’s, “All the world loves a clown.” People try to run over mimes.
oakie817 10 months ago
best mime ever- Harpo Marx
car992012 10 months ago
Now that is funny
gammaguy 10 months ago
But since you’re a mime, anything you say will be held against you in court.
mousefumanchu Premium Member 10 months ago
Scorpion pit!
pheets 10 months ago
Goals.
Grover St. Clair 10 months ago
There was a mime out on the street handing out flyers for a Bastille Day party. I looked him in the eye and said, “I don’t know, I don’t speak French.” He almost laughed.