Just once, I’d like for one of the police dashcam videos, to show a cop telling some, "We’ve been trying to contact you regarding your car’s extended warranty.
There was a mime out on the street handing out flyers for a Bastille Day party. I looked him in the eye and said, “I don’t know, I don’t speak French.” He almost laughed.
dadthedawg Premium Member 9 months ago
That’s only if the mime’s name is Miranda…..
ArcticFox Premium Member 9 months ago
I always wanted to give a speeding ticket to The Little Old Lady From Pasadena.
MeanBob Premium Member 9 months ago
Just once, I’d like for one of the police dashcam videos, to show a cop telling some, "We’ve been trying to contact you regarding your car’s extended warranty.
The dude from FL Premium Member 9 months ago
It’ll haunt you to grave!
Heres Waldo 9 months ago
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago
I was kidnaped by mimes once.
They did unspeakable things too me!
littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago
Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school
Never to be heard from again.
littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago
I was just diagnosed with Mime disease…
I’m speechless.
littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago
I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.
I never heard them coming.
littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago
“Son you’re just not cut out to be a mime.”
“Is it something I said?”
“Yes.”
Doug K 9 months ago
Or … in the interrogation room, “We have ways of making you talk.”
Ichabod Ferguson 9 months ago
Get back to your own strip, Plugger!
eric_harris_76 9 months ago
During a traffic stop, a cop arrested a lawyer for complying with his commands silently.
I wonder if she rolled her eyes when he Marandized her?
I do not wonder how things went for the cop in court. Badly. They went very badly.
Just_Karl 9 months ago
Michael Harris: You know what they say, “All the world loves a mime.”
Dick Loudon: No, it’s, “All the world loves a clown.” People try to run over mimes.
oakie817 9 months ago
best mime ever- Harpo Marx
car992012 9 months ago
Now that is funny
gammaguy 9 months ago
But since you’re a mime, anything you say will be held against you in court.
mousefumanchu Premium Member 9 months ago
Scorpion pit!
pheets 9 months ago
Goals.
Grover St. Clair 9 months ago
There was a mime out on the street handing out flyers for a Bastille Day party. I looked him in the eye and said, “I don’t know, I don’t speak French.” He almost laughed.