Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 29, 2024

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    dadthedawg Premium Member 10 months ago

    That’s only if the mime’s name is Miranda…..

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 10 months ago

    I always wanted to give a speeding ticket to The Little Old Lady From Pasadena.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 10 months ago

    Just once, I’d like for one of the police dashcam videos, to show a cop telling some, "We’ve been trying to contact you regarding your car’s extended warranty.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 10 months ago

    It’ll haunt you to grave!

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    Heres Waldo  10 months ago

    A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago

    I was kidnaped by mimes once.

    They did unspeakable things too me!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago

    Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school

    Never to be heard from again.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago

    I was just diagnosed with Mime disease…

    I’m speechless.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago

    I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.

    I never heard them coming.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago

    “Son you’re just not cut out to be a mime.”

    “Is it something I said?”

    “Yes.”

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    Or … in the interrogation room, “We have ways of making you talk.”

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    Ichabod Ferguson  10 months ago

    Get back to your own strip, Plugger!

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    eric_harris_76  10 months ago

    During a traffic stop, a cop arrested a lawyer for complying with his commands silently.

    I wonder if she rolled her eyes when he Marandized her?

    I do not wonder how things went for the cop in court. Badly. They went very badly.

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    Just_Karl  10 months ago

    Michael Harris: You know what they say, “All the world loves a mime.”

    Dick Loudon: No, it’s, “All the world loves a clown.” People try to run over mimes.

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    oakie817  10 months ago

    best mime ever- Harpo Marx

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    car992012  10 months ago

    Now that is funny

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    gammaguy  10 months ago

    But since you’re a mime, anything you say will be held against you in court.

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 10 months ago

    Scorpion pit!

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    pheets  10 months ago

    Goals.

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    Grover St. Clair  10 months ago

    There was a mime out on the street handing out flyers for a Bastille Day party. I looked him in the eye and said, “I don’t know, I don’t speak French.” He almost laughed.

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