Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 27, 2024

Ziggy is lucky, most sinkholes never get their own phone line.

Here’s the helpline. Please remain calm, recline your seat and breathe deeply. Oh, and if you see Morlocks just don’t wet your pants…what does that mean, you don’t have any?

Be glad that it is a dry hole.

Hey look at that, a repeat sink hole, at least the last person had the forethought to have an emergency phone installed before they covered the hole back up.

Instead of fixing the hole, someone decided to put in a sink-hole help-line? Who’s decision was it? Who’s (not) “in charge” of this type of problem?

Oops! Time to sell and move, Zig!

But, it needs a quarter, and Ziggy didn’t bring any change!

Wow! What a let down!

gee, how convenient… whose the wise guy who put that here so I can thank them properly. :L

All he needs is a hook. Already has the line and sinker.

I didn’t know that Ziggy lived in Florida.

….and “they” knew and didn’t tell me? ☹️

We need one here (Sonora) on Hospital Rd.

The sinkhole doesn’t look like it needs any help

“We’ve been expecting you, Mister Ziggy!”

“Hello, Operator? The sinkhole stopped a few miles down. How will I get to the center of the earth in time for my birthday party?”