The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 22, 2024

Looks just right for a bear

so i guess a bear does s#it in the woods?!?

And anywhere he wants to!!!

Does she get 6% commission?

I guess the answer to that age old question is “yes”.

“What? In the woods?!?!”

Goldilocks eh? I see Mama Bear, Papa Bear, where is the little Bear behind?

A hybrid between grizzly bears and polar bears has also been recorded, known sometimes as a “pizzly.” So, Ursus does both Major and Minor in the woods.

Don’t forget the Charmin.

Keeping that bathroom clean will require a lot of Pine-Sol®.

It will look like Tompkins Square Park.

Trees are a master bath?

Folks the bears do not limit their “activity” to the woods! Trust me on this. We live in the Great Smokey Mountains and have a large local bear population. We find bear “evidence” in the lawn, in the drive way, in the vegetable garden. You name it they’ve “been” there, done “that” and I would not be surprised to find out they got the t-shirt.

It’s always nice to have a master bath with a view.

Papa Bear: It’s too crowded with trees."

Mama Bear: “It’s too much in the open.”

“…the master bath…”

Bath? Is there a lake or river out there that we can’t see? Looks to me as if it’s only a toilet.

Oooo! Can’t say “master” any more! (P.C. police)

Wow! You mean the forest is ours to use?

In the summer, the bathroom is too hot. In the winter, it’s too cold.

Movement to not use “Master” anymore. “Primary” instead. Woke, you know.

Run away ! She’s a scam artist. She enters houses while the real owners are away, and uses phony deeds to “resell” the property.I read about all the troubles it caused for a family of three.

We’re interested. We’d like to have you over for lunch…

The bathroom is very airy.

How Charmin

Just right.

Oh, how “Charmin”.

I wonder if Goldie will accept porridge in lieu of cash, not too hot, not too cold but just right!

The house was recently occupied by the Berenstain bears who trashed the place.