Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 17, 2024

He’ll stake his life savings on that.

Steak tips again.

And where in the house did he find that dollar?

That had better be a $20, the average price of a raw steak these days.

It’s only because he knows the security camera is on.

good deal. $1.00 steaks. hook me up

At least he paid for his dinner.

It’s so nice that the dog left a tip. Here’s another tip to the person who left the steak out on the plate: “Don’t leave you food out unattended somewhere where your dog can get it."

It’s a good idea to actually KNOW where your dog can reach. Many moons ago when we had a cat and 2 dogs, I’d keep the cat’s food on the counter in the bathroom so the dogs couldn’t reach it. For a while it was fine, then I’d come in and find the bowl licked clean, not something the cat would do! Our larger dog had never really showed an interest in cat food but our other dog was a Beagle, too small to reach the counter…we thought. Came in one day to see her jump up on the toilet seat then onto the counter and poof! Cat food inhaled. LOL

That better be an Andrew Jackson to cover the cost of the steak!