Herman by Jim Unger for January 27, 2024

The dog’s owner, of course. That’s who you’re going to sue, right?

Ya shouldn’t have said “Bite me!” to the dog…

He must be a mailman, er, mailperson.

I’m a butcher and didn’t change clothes coming home from work past the dog park.

Breed: Toy Poodle

Norm, how’s it going? It’s a dog eat dog world and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear

They don’t call that dog ‘Shredder’ for nothing.

How about the name of the Vice President?

My wife is a nurse. As a student she worked in the emergency room. This is why she will not allow me to ride a motorcycle.

and did they have insurance?

He actually stopped to ask the dog’s name?

do you think we had time to introduce ourselves!

Funny…..

I’m sure he called the dog many words that weren’t actually his name.

No, I want to know what type of dog? It’s been very good for business!

Is the dog being treated also, sir? YOUR name

The dog’s name is for police report.

I think that nurse may already be thinking of shredding him next.