Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 31, 2024

Coach Perm is on the sidelines, in a Rex Morgan bodycast.

It’s blue light night at Gil Thorp Arena.

P2A: …like I was telling the lap dancer at the Milford Gentleman’s Club.

What Tays said. Shame on you Gil, shame on you Dr. Pearl, shame on you faceless school board for not moving to have Moon either suspended or removed from broadcasting Milford games because he asks athletes inappropriate questions during game related interviews.

A classic Gil Thorp coaching effort today! Don’t bother making an effort to teach your athletes how to speak to the media to avoid booby traps, or be willing to step in if/when the media asks off topic questions that, if answered, could have detrimental consequences for the kid, just because they are kids. No wonder your life is a dumpster fire, Gil.

Seriously? They’re still gonna beat this dead horse? SHE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING CONTROVERSIAL

P 4:”… plus I’ve spoken with Vito…let’s just say that Moon won’t be a problem much longer…”

Kids will be kids…haha, immediate ceasefire, that’s nice honey. Now go circle left

Fist-pump guy rooting for the boy-bun player.

Spoiler alert. Marty has nothing to do with this weeks molehill. The culprit is that schmuck TV sports anchor Marji introduced to us. Can’t remember his name. He’s as exciting as tapioca pudding.

P3: Quite the deficit for the opponent to be in tonight- already down 1/31.

When did Tays morph into Luke? Or is the actor playing Tays sick and the actor who plays Luke is the understudy?

I’m going to have to start mainlining valium if I have any hope of surviving this excitement.

P-1: Feeling he’s losing control, Gil refuses Tey’s Coaching ideas.

P-2: Teys reveals he’s one of the bloggers.

P-3: Gil’s philosophy that led to a divorce, an unwanted & aborted child, and a 16-year-old son who acts like he’s 12.

Anyone who has heard the average teenager “speak there mind” knows their opinions are pretty idiotic.

hey yoakim noah you cant get back to the nba by going back to high school

who was the referee who tossed the ball up for opening tap inch high private eye ?

gil did you really need me today ? i got a 100 singles on me and you gotta see what this girl roxanne can do on the pole

Alarmed by a spate of violence involving coaches at other schools, Dr. Pearl has called in old friend Oscar Findlay….and his friend Reacher is on the way.

Come to think of it, one of the guys that punched out coach perm sure looked like Tays. Maybe in addition to Vito’s crew, he’s gonna give Moon a little talkin’-to himself

So the players, fans and even the refs have been waiting for these two coaches to finish their discussion about free speech. Okay, sure.

“Coach, your daughter is pregnant again?” “Kids will be kids, Tays.”

Yeah, another appearance for me! Looking good if I do say so myself.

Go Fistpump Man Go!

How is Gil, the man whose been alive since the 40’s, the one who gets you shoudln’t censor kids? It’s good character stuff, I just find it odd Tays is the one horribly behind the times.

P1-“Hello. I’m a Conehead. I play basketball. I’m in the jump circle for the tap. Hate this Carolina blue trim. Won’t spray on my head.”

Yay, good to see that Milford is back to playing the teal teams. Which is all of them. And I don’t care if the color isn’t actually teal, I just like referring to it as teal because I don’t know why. And speaking of why, why aren’t you off reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp right now?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/01/31/filling-in/