Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 24, 2024

It seemed like a good idea at the time and he didn’t want to chicken out.

“Plus, I got there before the egg.”

I’ve had chickens that, however briefly, regretted STARTING to cross the road.

To cross or not to cross. That be the questions.

Go ahead – cross the road. Just don’t be cross when you do, and carry a cross with you WHEN you do!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get there before the egg did

Chicken scoop

I’ve seen birds than CAN fly get hit by cars, but I’ve never seen a chicken roadkill. That just seems odd to me.

Now, chicken, have you toddled back home, or did you decide to stay on the other side of the road?

Why was the chicken interviewed?

what the cluck is he talkin about

Many squirrels, possums and armadillos have not lived to wish they hadn’t attempted.

He’s just resting before the next bingo tournament.

Chicken seems to have an extra eyeball floating on his right side (our left). Does that tell us anything?

A turkey was going to cross the road and a chicken warned him not to do it. Because he’d never hear the end of it.

The “Road” as you call it is less traveled, and crossing it has made all the difference in the world.