Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 30, 2024

“There are 20 callers ahead of you.”

“Dr. Watson is unavailable. If this is an emergency, hang up and dial 9-1-1.”

We’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.

This ancestry site seems to involve creating an alternate reality and alternate history.

Next, another one of Brewster’s ancestors sits under a coconut palm and discovers gravity, only to forget it two seconds later.

Wait, I thought Bell said that quote. Is Brewster’s ancestor helping Alexander Graham Bell or is his ancestor Alexander Graham Bell?

If you’d like to take a selfie of your ear, press two.

Some things never change…

Wonder if he’ll hear music after the message?

That quote rings a Bell.

This arc borders on the ridiculous. I mean the idea that his ancestors could even procreate is beyond belief.

I think the historically accurate transmission began "Mr Watson . . . ".

“We’re sorry. The caller you have reached is unavailable…and answering machines haven’t been invented yet. Try calling back in 76 years.”

“If you want to speak to a human being… GOOD LUCK!”