Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 05, 2024

and the happiest i presume

He’s probably thinking, “Darn! I knew I should have bought that bug zapper when I had the chance!”

Sadist.

Better hurry! It’s biting his nose and he’ll be scratching it!

The things you do for love …

I let hubby smack his own mosquitoes. I don’t deprive him of his fun.

Swats taking so long?

How dare another female and your husband “suck face” right in front of you!

That’s a huge mosquito.

I killed for love. Is that a defense in court?

Decisions, decisions. Swat it now for a little pleasure, or let it bite him and watch him scratch for days?

Where’s Mike Pence when you need him?

A flyswatter? – those critters are tough, use your fist, Auntie.

Some people just tend to gravitate to spousal abuse. Break the cycle.

Easy there …….girl!

Hawkeye, holding a rolled up newspaper: “Frank, hold still”, then whacks Frank in the face with the newspaper.

Frank: “Did you get it?”

Hawkeye: “Get what?”

Please don’t do that, Aunty.

…and he just sits there? Whenever a bug of any kind buzzes near my face, I’m swatting all over it!

Hubby liked to rub your forehead, then would slyly try to rub down your face. Got him and taught him that was no fun by sticking out my tongue and licking the hand.

If he doesn’t have enough sense to swat it away, that is an easy decision. Just make sure you go for the mosquito.

The next cartoon would be sans mosquito, and Aunty would be saying, “There was no mosquito on my husband’s face, but I whacked him anyway.”

Top Tip. Glue a wasp onto your hand then slap anyone you don’t like. When they turn around to tell you off, show them the wasp and tell them you’ve just saved them from being stung. ☺

If someone really irritates you, slap them with a rolled-up newspaper and yell, “Mosquito!”

(As I’ve seen online.)

Buit why did you keep hitting him?