B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 28, 2024

Why is he blurred like he was moving ?

Shoulda gone with the pear. Most of ‘em won’t run off on ya.

- A ninja sloth!

The paintbrush went to the doctor because of a stroke.

Michaelangelo told the ceiling, “I got you covered.”

The problem with painting living things is that sometimes they have too much life and they move faster than the painter can paint.

You need to be in a hide to hide so you can paint the hind’s hide……

Life the cereal…or the board game…or the old magazine?

I would imagine Audubon would do a quick sketch first and fill in the color later.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiippppppppp…..

Good choice……..success!!!!!

Ya need to invent the camera. . .don’t go through the tripod stage, just go straight to polaroid or cell phone. . .you could do that in a comic. . .

Life doesn’t seem to be in the mood.

colloquial (chiefly British, orig. R.A.F. slang). to go (also turn) pear-shaped: to go (badly) wrong, to go awry.

And, ironically, he was using runny paint… ☺

Still lifes run deep

Only a fool tries to take pictures of someone unzipped.

Thank you all for the fun painting jokes! :=D

But it’s a little blurry.

Sloths are cute

I tried painting a fruit bowl of bananas,but I paint so slow they went bad before I could finish.

Learn to paint faster or from memory.