Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 06, 2024

That‘ll be a tough conviction.

Let’s walk through that again!!!

“Anything to add, Mrs. Rube Goldberg?”

lol the dog

A victim of circumstances.

As Coach Tomlin says … "It Is What It Is "

Don’t worry, the dishwasher will get the blood stains off of those knives.

From Harry Bliss and Steve Martin (Go Comics removes links, so you’ll have to replace the dot place-holder with an actual dot):

https://www.newyorker[dot]com/humor/daily-shouts/the-dark-underbelly-of-cartooning

Keep going, Columbo.

Saw a friend this week with a black eye, tripped by a fuzzy rub and went face first into the dresser.

Good conclusion, detective, but it wasn’t I who loaded the dish washer….and he tripped over his own shoes….it’s a clear case of an unfortunate event and you can’t prove otherwise!

Sounds like the beginning of a Six Feet Under episode!

I’m surprised that no one has noticed that the “crying woman” is actually Professor Moriarty in disguise.

This reminds me to get the family together and play “Clue”…

“Home Alone”, the horror movie!

“Knives Out.”

But first, he tripped over the dog.

Could this possibly be based on friction in the Bliss family?!?

Now this is why I never put steak knives in the dishwasher.

If you have video, you can win $20,000.

Twenty to life.

Oh, this is totally our household, and I’m the culprit. I’m still laughing.

Only Murders in the Building

When intrusive thoughts run amok?

ah… a cunning plan

So, as usual, it’s the dogs’ fault. Figures.

I hate it when that happens.

Oh woe is me. Whatever will I do with that $!,000,000 life insurance policy that I had on his life that has a double indemnity clause for accidents causing death……

I love the look on the dog’s face! He’s horrified!

It all started when he tripped over her shoes. Book her Danno!

My wife sometimes leaves her shoes around, instead of putting them away, and occasionally doesn’t close a cabinet or closet door. Fortunately, I handle the kitchen chores, including loading the dishwasher (which I do correctly), so I’m relieved to know I’m safe.

Boob-y trap.

He hit the cabinet so hard, he now has two left hands.