Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 05, 2024

Life’s a journey and not a destination. Bitter old people were once happy youngsters full of potential.

Don’t just pose there and take it. Show them what you’ve got. That’s right start with the top button.

Yeah, the paper cuts hurt too.

You know you are past your prime when the word balloons start pushing you out of the panel.

Be a cougar and enjoy it, lady.

It looks like there will be cats in her future. At least a dozen.

I remember reading an interview with an ‘actress’ who was once cast as a MILF and a co-ed in the same week.

Spare a thought for the youthful boy who whipped through adulthood with nary a thought about Time and Tide and is now a bitter old man with a combover thinking a little blue pill will recapture the imagined days of yore.

It’s a riddle suited to the Sphinx. Quit moanin’, Lisa. At least you don’t get soup thrown at you.

“Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past.”― James Joyce, Ulysses

Tears of a clown…

say that three times fast

Control-Alt-Delete always works when my life needs a restart. It’s gotten me out of a more than one dead-end relationship.

You could always be the stern-faced heartbroken woman with the long flowing hair on the cover of the romance novel… oh, wait. That’s Fabio.

Should have been a science fiction paperback cover model. When you’re no longer hot, you can get work as an alien beast.

Honey, just grin and bare it….before it’s too late…

Better to have modeled and lost than to have never modeled at all.

Did we skip over “Spinster” here?

To be expected when picking such a career.

Good old girls need lovin’ too. Experience is much to appreciate. Come on girl, curl my hair.