Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 24, 2024

That’s the first punts pun I ever heard…..

Did he punt Oxford University students down the river Cherwell??

You can bet that all the punters enjoyed that.

Was he a Kiwi?

Yeah—things were going okay until now!

I think the song goes; “Only when the wife tells him to wear the punts!”

If I remember, that was the “Man’s Song”, Mans, Men, oh well.

Punting in Cambridge, UK is a very different thing.

If this was Harley, he’d be in jail now.

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So when his father retired, did he no longer wear (the) punts?

Everywhere in the world outside the US, every footballer is a kicker since you are not permitted to use your hands (goalies excepted).

and not all that good.

They punned punt.

But Tom Brady made sure it didn’t inflate his ego too much.

When it starts to get deep he has to hike up his punts.

Somebody has been hanging out with Pastis

My whole family were football kickers. We played soccer.

A placekicker tired of his kids kicking a football in the house and causing damage and injury to the house and themselves. He invented the Nerf football. He was able to retire from his post football career and his heirs now live comfortable lives.

Did he play for the Puntsylvania Eagles?

bet he really got a kick out of life…

Deja Vu?

where’s the Sunday Strip?

Where have I heard this before? Oh, yes, yesterday.

Where’s Sunday’s strip?

Where’s the Sunday comic?

If you’ve been there long enough for the bachground architecture to change… it’s time for another round.

Stephan Pastis wears the puns in his family.

Punsutawney Phil predicts its going to another year of puns.

This one’s pretty much a lead balloon for me. Looking forward to tomorrow.

G R O A N — LOLOL