It’s a conspiracy! Somebody’s turned up the gravity.
That scale is rigged
That must be a heavy towel.
One at a time, please
Typical. Doesn’t believe what’s right before his eyes.
Drop the towel and try again.
Another broflake who won’t believe reality. “It’s supposed to say 215 pounds, not 279!”
This is somebody else’s weight, not mine.
I hear Big Macs are non-carb.
The resemblance to Mike Johnson is uncanny.
Some times you have to calibrate the news.
Butt weight, there’s more!!
Reminds me of a comic that a coworker had inside her cube. It was of a lady holding a cat, and said something to the effect of “scale says 190 pounds but I was holding my cat – I must have a 100 pound cat.”
I was indignant when the MA measured my height. At 74 I’ve shrunk a bit! My scale lies too.
Don’t you hate it when your scale switches over to metric and your heart skips a beat when you read the number?
remember it’s @ before # except after $
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Superfrog 9 months ago
It’s a conspiracy! Somebody’s turned up the gravity.
cracker65 9 months ago
That scale is rigged
Ubintold 9 months ago
That must be a heavy towel.
[Traveler] Premium Member 9 months ago
One at a time, please
sandpiper 9 months ago
Typical. Doesn’t believe what’s right before his eyes.
ladykat 9 months ago
Drop the towel and try again.
Ed The Red Premium Member 9 months ago
Another broflake who won’t believe reality. “It’s supposed to say 215 pounds, not 279!”
dflak 9 months ago
This is somebody else’s weight, not mine.
rossevrymn 9 months ago
I hear Big Macs are non-carb.
Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago
The resemblance to Mike Johnson is uncanny.
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Some times you have to calibrate the news.
Digital Frog 9 months ago
Butt weight, there’s more!!
ferddo 9 months ago
Reminds me of a comic that a coworker had inside her cube. It was of a lady holding a cat, and said something to the effect of “scale says 190 pounds but I was holding my cat – I must have a 100 pound cat.”
MFRXIM Premium Member 9 months ago
I was indignant when the MA measured my height. At 74 I’ve shrunk a bit! My scale lies too.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
Don’t you hate it when your scale switches over to metric and your heart skips a beat when you read the number?
oakie817 9 months ago
remember it’s @ before # except after $