Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 09, 2024

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    Superfrog  9 months ago

    It’s a conspiracy! Somebody’s turned up the gravity.

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    cracker65  9 months ago

    That scale is rigged

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    Ubintold  9 months ago

    That must be a heavy towel.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 9 months ago

    One at a time, please

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    sandpiper  9 months ago

    Typical. Doesn’t believe what’s right before his eyes.

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    Drop the towel and try again.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 9 months ago

    Another broflake who won’t believe reality. “It’s supposed to say 215 pounds, not 279!”

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    dflak  9 months ago

    This is somebody else’s weight, not mine.

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    rossevrymn  9 months ago

    I hear Big Macs are non-carb.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago

    The resemblance to Mike Johnson is uncanny.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    Some times you have to calibrate the news.

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    Digital Frog  9 months ago

    Butt weight, there’s more!!

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    ferddo  9 months ago

    Reminds me of a comic that a coworker had inside her cube. It was of a lady holding a cat, and said something to the effect of “scale says 190 pounds but I was holding my cat – I must have a 100 pound cat.”

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 9 months ago

    I was indignant when the MA measured my height. At 74 I’ve shrunk a bit! My scale lies too.

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    Don’t you hate it when your scale switches over to metric and your heart skips a beat when you read the number?

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    oakie817  9 months ago

    remember it’s @ before # except after $

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