Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 12, 2024

Kaz could help. He’d beat the bejesus out of those brats.

P4: Ericka?

The softball team?

Hamm…. Call Hamm

Wally Lamb!

This sounds like a job for The Great Communicator, Big Bad John.

Vito from Goshen, he still owes me one for that “closer than expected” win over the Little Sisters of the Poor. We’ll see if they complain about their playing time with busted kneecaps.

That’s what you want in a coach: apathy and low standards. It’s not like he’s trying to instill things like work ethics, teamwork, and life skills in a bunch of teenagers.

What’s this strip turning into, Dear Abby

Alex, I will take “You know who will help Gerard’s for $1,000”. Answer is What is the Police?

Shame on all of you! Not one mention of “the Lawyer”.

Can someone help me? Help me understand this cluster of nonsense on non-continuity?

In all reality, Better Call Saul !

no gil mary worth is out of the question

in yesterdays strip kaz superbowl party . he hired marty moon to do play by play jamie chowed down on knishes and ding dongs . luke took a big deuce and didnt flush and meemaw was hired as a human coat rack and bottle opener

cami says let me drink one more bottle of water and ill show you how i can spell my name in the snow .

She should lay off the vaping in P.2. Coach Thorp already dealt with that arc.

They’re going to sic the assault peacock on those punks to peck their eyeballs out.

Beth the bartender?

“Take advantage of you?” How about “assault you?” They should have been expelled and arrested!

P4: “Yes, you Cami. Get over there and f—k them up good. Help Coach Nonads get their minds right.”

Soooo…just what is the line between “being taken advantage of” and physical assault, Cami?

Uh, no……… just , no.

Uh huh, nein, nicht, nada…

P 4 (Gil): “… yes!… go get your book of nursery rhymes…”

Call Latrell Sprewell

So I ask him: "Do you know the difference between a Masochist and a Sadist?

The masochist says beat me, beat me! The Sadist says “No”.

Tomorrow’s strip: Green Legs and Body Slam.

P 2.5 (No-Nads): "…uh, I don’t know who you are Miss, but I was assaulted, not “taken advantage of”, although I did hear that something like that happened to Mr. Thorp’s daughter…"

P4: “Hello, we’re the Hansen Brothers”

Cami is leery of asking for help from a person that she has no idea who Gil is talking about? But only mildly leery, it wasn’t enough to cause ECS (Exploding Chin Syndrome), just WCS (Wobbling Chin Syndrome). And speaking of leery, I’m leery of anybody who refuses to read Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/02/12/gil-is-a-hack-but-gilbot-can-hack/