Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 07, 2024

At least they’re throwing UP…

Well, I guess if you don’t meet their standards, they’ll be heaving you out of there.

Goodd gaag! (Darn. Where’s spell chunk when I needl it?)

That’s a strange sentence construction, and “heavenly” doesn’t make sense on the sign.

mysteries of the English language

What this mostly (most importantly) means: This is not heaven.

Spell check won’t work if nothing is misspelled!

I got an A in a course I took in English composition in high school. About half of the grade was based on compositions we wrote (by hand with pencil and paper) in class. The teacher graded these papers and I usually got a C. He also made editorial comments and allowed us students to redo the papers at home incorporating his advice to improve the initial grade. The only comment I ever saw was, “check spelling.”

So, spell check and God send are the same thing to me.

Must be under some kind of gag order.

How about ordering a new sign Peter…really now…..

Was the sign painted by an obtuse angle?

Your gotta have faith.

Where you go if you ate the salmon mousse.

“OK, as long as I get to play a hurp.”

How about a cashier’s check?

there’s a small sign on the gate that says a worm welcome to all…