Kliban by B. Kliban for February 05, 2024

OK. but does he do it in the woods?

Maybe the cowboys last name is Woods and that’s his house?

That animal belongs in a couture workshop.

How come he can say sh@t and we can’t?

Look for the union label.

The proctologist that specializes in bears, Dr. Wood’s orifice.

Notice the promoter isn’t wearing one. Unless the bear poops bolo ties, too. Poor bear.

I’ll bet theres a story behind this cartoon. How editors refused to run it.

I’ve read about high fiber diets, but this is ridiculous.

The ties come out.. clean. That bear must have a taste for Tide®

It can certainly add to one’s wardrobe.

Necktie Bear, O Necktie Bear, what have they been feeding you?

Another “Were you stoned?” strip.

Haha! This reminds me of an old joke about disposable paper toilet seat covers being Texas ties.

They’re nice-looking but you probably need to wipe em off a bit before wearing. Bear-poop smell and all that.

The bear also needs to sh!t a better jacket for that suit. This one sucks!!!