Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 09, 2024

A little lower and he could have melted the fat gut.

I miss the skull mug.

Try vinegar and warm water.

Cats everywhere are jealous, for Gary has caught the red dot.

Well, that’s ONE way of losing weight…

Gary should know better than to ask Leo for help, particularly when a laser will be used.

Leo never let him finish his sentence….gasp!

Leo is not a fun guy.

Leopold!

“Redirecting….”

GOLDFINGER

Hit the socks and shoes extra hard.

Lucky you’re undead, huh?

Take two lasers and call him in the morning. Whoever said Leopold isn’t helpful is crazy. And probably dead, too.

Travis seems to be enjoying this.

Panel 4: Leo cuts Gary’s feet off.

So Gary is a soulless monster? Which major corporation soes he run?