I haven’t burped in over 10 years, really. I had a Nissen Procedure to keep stomach acid out of my esophagus in which the surgeon wraps part of your stomach around it to replace the worn-out sphincter muscle. Only problem, it’s a one-way valve too rigid to let gas out. Works like a charm and I’ve had no heartburn since though I do miss an occasional nice burp.
codycab 10 months ago
Maybe you can actually beat him, Arlene.
rob.home 10 months ago
We used to have colon cleansing competitions when I was young.
Botulism Bob 10 months ago
Who said female cats can’t burp?
Gent 10 months ago
Burping contest eh. How ameowsing.
Macushlalondra 10 months ago
Garfield when will you realize that Arlene is a lady?
Mediatech 10 months ago
It is better than the other method of venting gastrointestinal gas.
(just saying… )
Blu Bunny 10 months ago
Jon and Garfield prove that any man, no matter how nauseating, can have a girlfriend.
BenGMan 10 months ago
Cover your ears & nose Arlene if you don’t want or hear & smell it.
BigDaveGlass 10 months ago
Sweet and Sour?
2AndFour 10 months ago
Can Arlene match Garfield’s mighty burp?
Troglodyte 10 months ago
Arlene finds Garf’s behaviour hard to digest.
Goat from PBS 10 months ago
Jeez, Garf, how loud can you drink from a straw? Or maybe he’s chugging it so fast it’s already empty.
w16521 10 months ago
Well Arlene at least Garfield didn’t say “wait for the farting contest”.
Just-me 10 months ago
A burping contest is a sure fire way end the evening Garfield.
eced52 10 months ago
He just can’t help himself, can he?
Sir Isaac 10 months ago
I haven’t burped in over 10 years, really. I had a Nissen Procedure to keep stomach acid out of my esophagus in which the surgeon wraps part of your stomach around it to replace the worn-out sphincter muscle. Only problem, it’s a one-way valve too rigid to let gas out. Works like a charm and I’ve had no heartburn since though I do miss an occasional nice burp.
CaveCat87 10 months ago
Be careful, Garfield, Arlene just might surprise you and she might not even realize it.
KageKat 10 months ago
Arlene, you’ve known Garfield how long, and you’re still surprised by this?
Mario500 10 months ago
(senses a variation of slurping in this cartoon (based on the sound illustrated in this cartoon))
elvira.alejandro 10 months ago
Who will beat Jay Sherman, the movie critic?
waes-hael 10 months ago
GARFIELD! That’s SO rude! “Belching” is the proper term!
zarilla 10 months ago
Women are the most civilized of the two genders. My wife can change that sometimes though.
dlseelinger1764 10 months ago
As if Arlene didn’t see it coming.
Scott S 10 months ago
When I was in college one of my dorm mates on the 4th floor could belch loud enough to be heard on the 3rd & 2nd floors.
edmund_graham 10 months ago
Don’t forget “How predictable”
Number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce 10 months ago
Dose she know how to make a grilled cheese
Otis Rufus Driftwood 10 months ago
She won’t be saying ‘Kiss me, you wicked savage’ to him anytime soon, I’m sure.
anncorr339 10 months ago
I agree with ARLENE
EXCALABUR 10 months ago
My wife is getting better at it.
minky momo 2 months ago
I agree with GARFIELD