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I havenât burped in over 10 years, really. I had a Nissen Procedure to keep stomach acid out of my esophagus in which the surgeon wraps part of your stomach around it to replace the worn-out sphincter muscle. Only problem, itâs a one-way valve too rigid to let gas out. Works like a charm and Iâve had no heartburn since though I do miss an occasional nice burp.
codycab 11 months ago
Maybe you can actually beat him, Arlene.
rob.home 11 months ago
We used to have colon cleansing competitions when I was young.
Botulism Bob 11 months ago
Who said female cats canât burp?
Gent 11 months ago
Burping contest eh. How ameowsing.
Macushlalondra 11 months ago
Garfield when will you realize that Arlene is a lady?
Mediatech 11 months ago
It is better than the other method of venting gastrointestinal gas.
(just saying⊠)
Blu Bunny 11 months ago
Jon and Garfield prove that any man, no matter how nauseating, can have a girlfriend.
BenGMan 11 months ago
Cover your ears & nose Arlene if you donât want or hear & smell it.
BigDaveGlass 11 months ago
Sweet and Sour?
2AndFour 11 months ago
Can Arlene match Garfieldâs mighty burp?
Troglodyte 11 months ago
Arlene finds Garfâs behaviour hard to digest.
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
Jeez, Garf, how loud can you drink from a straw? Or maybe heâs chugging it so fast itâs already empty.
w16521 11 months ago
Well Arlene at least Garfield didnât say âwait for the farting contestâ.
Just-me 11 months ago
A burping contest is a sure fire way end the evening Garfield.
eced52 11 months ago
He just canât help himself, can he?
Sir Isaac 11 months ago
I havenât burped in over 10 years, really. I had a Nissen Procedure to keep stomach acid out of my esophagus in which the surgeon wraps part of your stomach around it to replace the worn-out sphincter muscle. Only problem, itâs a one-way valve too rigid to let gas out. Works like a charm and Iâve had no heartburn since though I do miss an occasional nice burp.
CaveCat87 11 months ago
Be careful, Garfield, Arlene just might surprise you and she might not even realize it.
KageKat 11 months ago
Arlene, youâve known Garfield how long, and youâre still surprised by this?
Mario500 11 months ago
(senses a variation of slurping in this cartoon (based on the sound illustrated in this cartoon))
elvira.alejandro 11 months ago
Who will beat Jay Sherman, the movie critic?
waes-hael 11 months ago
GARFIELD! Thatâs SO rude! âBelchingâ is the proper term!
zarilla 11 months ago
Women are the most civilized of the two genders. My wife can change that sometimes though.
dlseelinger1764 11 months ago
As if Arlene didnât see it coming.
Scott S 11 months ago
When I was in college one of my dorm mates on the 4th floor could belch loud enough to be heard on the 3rd & 2nd floors.
edmund_graham 11 months ago
Donât forget âHow predictableâ
Number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce 11 months ago
Dose she know how to make a grilled cheese
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
She wonât be saying âKiss me, you wicked savageâ to him anytime soon, Iâm sure.
anncorr339 11 months ago
I agree with ARLENE
EXCALABUR 11 months ago
My wife is getting better at it.
minky momo 3 months ago
I agree with GARFIELD