Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 12, 2024

Just do like a former president, demand everything from them, but don’t pay them.

In my case, it’s not doing anything that needs a legal team. Not very exciting, but beats sitting in a concrete box for years and years.

He must’ve not been a good smooth talker.

Larry, there’s gotta be some way you can monetize that left thumb.

Another Trump lawyer?

And on the back of his sign, it says “Not too big to fail”.

He should be out bilking a MAGA-T instead. They are too stupid to be insulted.

99% of lawyers give the rest of them a bad name…

Some guy spent $50 million on lawyers last year – good thing he’s running for president, he paid with campaign donations.

Ah, Amazing Grace. What a sweet deal it is.

Silly man, YOU don’t need to pay your lawyers. You can have your campaign pay them

I know this orange guy, he’s famous for not paying.

Convicted of sexual assault, and yet, can still be President.

Couldn’t drive a schoolbus, and yet, can still be President.

This just in from russki-land…putin wins with 112% of the vote and they haven’t even had their election yet. What a guy!

The orange blob offers putin, the 5 New England states if, putin will make sure the orange blob gets re-elected. Putin has asked, to add Florida to the deal. No decision yet.

Larry? I think the name Joe would be more apropos.

My, how the mighty Guiliani has fallen.

The mendicant even has frayed cuffs on the bottom of his trousers. Way to go, Wiley!

So pathetic, so delusional. Besides having way too much time on your hands.