Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 13, 2024

Seems like the king is going to make a speech tomorrow!

Spring Training is starting. Hooray!!

So he is refuse to reads propaganda news eh?

Hence, the expression “No news, is good news”…..

He dropped a F bomb!!

And the beach ball is shot down as a mistaken Chinese spy sattellite! (An older news item, but it checks out!)

What ! ? Nothing about Joe Biden giving $ 700.00 to those in Hawaii , but every one of the illegal’s get $ 2400.00 and please let us not mention what he has given to the " jerk’s " in the Ukraine ….. they are loosing to Russia by the way . so sad : (

remember it’s @ before # except after $

Call in the clowns!!!!!

Forget the news. Try ignorant bliss today!

In some places, it’s still too cold to play with a beach ball…more like a snow ball!

Life is a ball, much better than a bawl!

Reminds me of Grateful Dead concerts in the ’70’s.

“We sure could use…a little good news…today.” Beach ball is better than nothing!

Best news I’ve heard all day

How could there possibly be any bad news? I mean, taylor swift made it to the super bowl. Does anything else matter?????

Beach ball…. The opiate of the masses.

After the next few minutes, it won’t matter.

I’d rather have the beachball then the news most nights!!

9 a.m. is too early for news or beach balls. :)