Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 12, 2024

All’s well that end swell…

Good to know your more than just big t*ts and an enchanting smile deary.

A Cougar tight end? That’s stretching it a bit, isn’t it? Pun intended.

Too tight? let me pick off a couple of scabs.

Sounds like a quarterback sneak to me.

AAAUUUUGH!! I went to bed early and missed a CLASSIC Superbowl!!

She may be his tight end but she was flagged for having her backfield in motion.

Ron Grady is about to find out that winning a Super Bowl gets him a super blow.

Did spend the time on the sb, did they get a camera on Swifty often?

And her end will stay tight until he buys some very expensive jewelry…and some lube.

“No more playing footsie under the table. I have my claws in him now!”

We all like a good tight end.

But I’m a little concerned about his deflated balls.

The reporter looks a lot like Kolchak from “The Night Stalker” tv show.

oh my … TMI

Sounds like someone is getting a tush push or two.

Very clever, and topical too.

The evening won’t end well. She’s expecting some intentional roughness and will be disappointed. He’ll be put off by an illegal block in the back and finding that there are too many men on the field.

Who else thinks it would be fun to have a beer with John Lustig?

Wow…holy crap…Gee whiz….what the….and there you have it!

He sure knows how to make his moves and passes….for that ultimate touch-down

He might be thinking of scoring in her end zone.

The spoils of victory.

Let’s hope she doesn’t turn into a wide receiver.

The refs don’t have enough flags to cover what I’m thinking about her!

Whaaat? No KelSey Swift??

Give her a love bump.