Captain Kiddo, our little explorers are experiencing a propulsion anomaly in the playsector! The quantum-flux puller, a.k.a. the parent-engagement matrix, is emitting positronic giggles at warp factor crayon-nine! The flux capacitors, also known as the snack-time dilithium crystals, are generating hyper-gravitational pull towards the intergalactic playground quadrant.
Commander Teddybear, engage the hyper-vroom boosters and activate the bubble-shield deflectors to safeguard against potential teddy-bear nebula turbulence. Ensign Dolly, recalibrate the gravitational magentatron to ensure optimal naptime trajectories for the plushie passengers.
Science Officer Sippy Cup, initiate the juice-box harmonics to maintain optimal hydration levels for the crew. And remember, we’re on a mission to boldly go where no little red wagon has gone before – to the outer reaches of the backyard cosmos! Energize the tricycle thrusters, and may the force of imagination be with us!
Yakety Sax 12 months ago
This usually works: PUSH!
Algolei I 12 months ago
Go-Go-Gadget wheelbarrow! Wowzers!
Darwinskeeper 12 months ago
At least using the killing curse didn’t lead to any fatalities.
ChessPirate 12 months ago
“Quantum LEAP!” ☺
PoodleGroomer 12 months ago
You moved one quanta. Do it again.
well-i-never 12 months ago
Now try science on a hill.
Sparkys44 12 months ago
I’d love to send this to Neil DeGrass Tyson
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Both seem like magic to me.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 12 months ago
Keep trying. Do whatever it takes. Maybe try a good rhyme.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
OK, now try physics.
rjarchuleta 12 months ago
Guffaw!
Allan CB Premium Member 12 months ago
Captain Kiddo, our little explorers are experiencing a propulsion anomaly in the playsector! The quantum-flux puller, a.k.a. the parent-engagement matrix, is emitting positronic giggles at warp factor crayon-nine! The flux capacitors, also known as the snack-time dilithium crystals, are generating hyper-gravitational pull towards the intergalactic playground quadrant.
Commander Teddybear, engage the hyper-vroom boosters and activate the bubble-shield deflectors to safeguard against potential teddy-bear nebula turbulence. Ensign Dolly, recalibrate the gravitational magentatron to ensure optimal naptime trajectories for the plushie passengers.
Science Officer Sippy Cup, initiate the juice-box harmonics to maintain optimal hydration levels for the crew. And remember, we’re on a mission to boldly go where no little red wagon has gone before – to the outer reaches of the backyard cosmos! Energize the tricycle thrusters, and may the force of imagination be with us!
vtdba 12 months ago
Now that would have been some leap!
dogday Premium Member 12 months ago
OK, I was trying to comment on my soup-making attempts when I was four and told I was using banned words. ????
unfair.de 12 months ago
Hah! He’s wearing his glasses!