Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 07, 2024

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    Hugh B. Hayve  11 months ago

    You kidding me? I ripped my testikles off on one of those! The tenor position in the choir was a bonus though…

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    3hourtour Premium Member 11 months ago

    …that’s where I’m going for Valentine’s Day…

    …Froglandia’s Great Frog Lodge…

    …The Ka-Bang slide-they compare that to an emergency door popping off a jet airliner at 5,000 feet…

    …and The Doppelganger…

    …if a woman’s top comes completely off…

    …the slide’s photograph is completely free…

    …with a complimentary D-cup of soda pop…

    …The Knutdrop Crasher slide cleans some people out so completely that they have to go visit the ATM…

    …and ,now, The Twrilligig features free CPR!…

    …the Wave pool is wacky…

    …and the polar Express slide drops you into 32° water complete with ice cubes…

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    The Old Wolf  11 months ago

    Be sure to keep your legs crossed. I speak from experience. urk

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    PraiseofFolly  11 months ago

    When I was a kid, there was my Slip ‘n’ Slide. Now, in Winter I have my driveway and any number of sidewalks. The former was fun for me, the latter fun for the neighbors to watch me. (I see them watching from behind their curtains!) :(

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  11 months ago

    Pass. Doody on the waterslide ruins the experience.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 11 months ago

    A 2020s job for a 1950s comic strip character!

    (actually, there was a water slide at Dogpatch USA – ahead of its time, I guess)

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    Linguist  11 months ago

    Never say to the water slide tester, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

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    UltraLameFest2  11 months ago

    They may be on duty, but their eye is on the clock.

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    For some, All you need is a sad thought to turn on the water works. It flows freely….no tester needed!

    But then, a water slide tester, will always go down with no problem….landing into a pool of, what else…WATER!

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    Rev Phnk Ey  11 months ago

    It was the going up that always got me.

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    lemonbaskt  11 months ago

    looks more like a cheap bracelet making party

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    coltish1.  11 months ago

    Don’t be fooled. Floatation devices are for use on the kiddie slide only. Leave all personal belongings with the tester. Secure bailment guaranteed.

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    Howard'sMyHero  11 months ago

    Testossers Wanted … inquire inslide …!

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    charles9156  11 months ago

    hazardous duty!

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    Linguist  11 months ago

    Water slide testers realize that they are on a long slippery slope to redundancy and sodden aspirations.

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    davewhamond creator 11 months ago

    I’m diggin’ this composition, Teresa!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago

    Very cool art, You know how to make a splash!

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    Randy B Premium Member 11 months ago

    The Eye of Providence is a little red from the pool chemicals.

    “Annuit Coeptis, little dudes! Cowabunga!”

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 11 months ago

    . . . worst uber experience, ever . . .

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    6turtle9  11 months ago

    Is there someone on dooty duty? Which is worse, all the chemicals or all the urine and chemicals? Back in the day, The Log Ride meant a ride at Knott’s Berry Farm.

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