Herman by Jim Unger for February 24, 2024

some ketchup and all is ok

I agree. Humans taste bad.

Once you eat 1 you can’t stop

Beggars can’t be JAWSers…

Meddle not in the affairs of sharks, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

He’s right. Rubber swim fins taste awful.

They’re yummy yummy yummy!

Tastes like chicken!

Peel and eat

“I hope you picked somebody no one will miss. But, oh no, now it’ll be all on the News, and we’ll have pick another area to feed.”

And that one wasn’t even vegan.

I read somewhere once that sharks don’t really like the taste of humans. I still do not want to be involved in the taste test.

M-m-m-m-m red meat with a garnish of neoprene and plastic. Yummm.

“They’re very moist”.

Is this a comment on American Fake Foods?

Mayyyybe, he has an af-fin-ity to them.

They grow on you.

They’re like Fritos. Hard to stop after just one.

I’m a bottom feeder…….

De agony of De feet.

One of my all time favorites. I have it as a poster.

Reminds me of the punchline to an old joke; “You ever try to clean one of those things?”

Oh, and you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.

“Spit it out or you’ll ruin your appetite for dinner.”

It does look like they are very filling.

Going back several decades, in the English slang, when he got the bill for dinner, he’d have said, “You shorted me a fin, in the change,”

hey, it is my cheat day

Me either!