Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 08, 2024

I see the logic. Friends with Garfield much?

Exactly how I feel.

I think you nailed it, Aunty.

She’s right! All that ice cream, cookies, cake, fast food, etc. all crying “What? Don’t you love me anymore?”

For shame! Donut be surprised if a Culinary Court judge would endorse coffee grounds for divorce.

Cheating on your donuts. That’s as low as somebody can get!!!

What kind of commitment have you made with your donuts?

ALWAYS remember, Aunty: a quick kiss burns up three calories. Each doughnut contains about 200 calories. So. . .if you kiss each donut 66.67 times, you can eat any number without feeling guilty. (Birthday card advice. . .)

There’s a hole in her head thinker.

I think that the donuts got their retribution by hanging onto her hips!

Maybe, Aunty.

The good thing about donuts in the office is that you do not need infinite willpower to resist them; you just need more willpower than 12 other people.

I average about 1.5 donuts per decade. I’ve already had one for the 2020’s.

Aunty, face it you are nothing but a food and booze w#ore.

I am an easy mark for chocolate. So is my butt.

If it makes you feel less guilty, donuts are a wicked temptress.

Yeah, I’ll go along with that.

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

Ya know what they say: “a donut a day……”

I never cheat on my diet. I am always totally upfront and honest with it when I eat things that are bad for me.

Shame……shame ……shame!!!!!!