Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 13, 2024

some are lost and found – and some wanting to be lost.

Not all who are lost wander.

The refrigerator sings a siren song that’s easy to hear at night.

In fact they’ve probably gained a few.

Better to open a fridge door, than to curse the darkness

“Not all?” How about “none?”

Thank you, Aunty! I’ve been vindicated!

If there is leftover chicken in there, it won’t last long. I know it would be calling to me too!

They may have wander (or wunder) lust.

When I get up in the night, I usually needs to visit the bathroom.

Don’t even try to find out what intermittent fasting is, Aunty.

those who wander to the fridge are not lost- just hungry

rarely go to the fridge at night…unless i am having a diabetic low…i hate those…

Found herself in the service of chicken!!!!!

If they’re not lost, they’re not wandering… ☺

Many who open refrig door at midnight don’t wander but “wonder” what snack they’re looking for.

Somethings wrong here, she must have a separate frig for her wine.

Such is the lore of Frigidairagorn in the Red Book of Westinghousemarch.

That’s about what time I start watching TV.

And, usually, my second meal of the day.